When I purchase something or when I pay for a service I expect only the best and honestly so should you. I think that the service in this country or at least in my neck of the woods is on a serious decline. If you work for Applebee’s as a server you are in the service industry. I know working in a restaurant is hard as hell. I myself have had to suffer through the pains of working in foods. Many people think or even expect to get shitty service at a McDonald’s or something, but now the same thing is happening at your neighborhood sit down eateries.
I went to the Applebee’s in Andover, KS and they gave me some of the shittiest service I have ever received. It was so bad they may as well of shit on my food and gave me a glass of warm piss to wash it down. I wanted to meet my sister for lunch and I ordered a meal that came with a house salad. I also ordered a tea. I was starving so after waiting for over twenty minutes I got my salad and began to chow down. Then as I am about to stuff a fork full of lettuce into my mouth I noticed an extra little topping that Applebee’s added just for me. It was a nasty curly pubic hair. Right there soaked in blue cheese dressing and nestled between two pieces of lettuce. I almost puked and dropped my fork. My sister asked what was going on. So I pointed and she almost puked. Instead of making a big deal about it I decided to wait for the server, who came to our table only to take the order and bring my drink and salad. I waited and waited until I finally I saw a busboy and asked him to get my server. When she finally teleported back from the shit hole kitchen, or wherever she was hiding I explained the situation. She just starred at me like she had no idea what to do. I just said, “look I lost my appetite so don’t worry about bringing me the main course.” I also told her I didn’t want to pay for the meal and if I had to I would pay for the drinks that I may include were never refilled. She said she had to talk to her supervisor first. Another twenty minutes went by and she once again she was lost in the abyss. I had to go to talk to her manger and she told me that the server would take care of it. When all was said and done, I had lost over an hour of my time, five dollars on two glasses filled with ice and maybe two ounces of tea, all because I wanted to have a quick lunch with my sister. Fuck the Applebee’s in Andover, KS. They weren’t even busy they have no excuse.
Bars are the worst too. Usually it’s understandable, because I mean come one drunk people are stupid, I am one of them. Yet, when you go through this not once, not twice, but three times at the same fucking incompetent bar you know there is a problem and you may need to say as someone once said, “I have never been more disrespected in my life!”
Or what about the bar that automatically charges a five dollar tip on an eight dollar tab. O…O…O…O’Brien’s sucky bar. Oh yeah and onetime I was out with friends having a good time and maybe because we were three dudes hanging out and not working on a Friday night, our meat head server thought it would be cool to treat us like shit. Dude, do you realize you work there to serve me. People like me make sure you can get your damn dollar bills so you can go out and buy more riods for your peanut brain ass. Get down on your knees and suck me dick. I hope your enjoyed the huge tip we left you. If you weren’t such a dick you may have gotten a penny or two from us.
The main reason that I think that service in the America sucks and seems that it will only get worse is, because today I had to American’s that would not refund a fee to one of my credit cards. When I haven’t had one late payment what so ever with this shitty company and the only time it was late was when they were making changes to their website, fucking my shit up. I called again later in the day and got a calling center in India. It took “Sam” about 5 minutes to not only refund the money back to my account, but then he took responsibility on behave of his company and also apologized for how bad they had inconvenienced me. The company was American Eagle. It took a person on the other side of the planet, in India, to do the work that two lazy fucking Americans couldn’t do. As far as I am concerned American Eagle should change their name to “Jihad Against our own American Customers” I don’t even know why I shopped there in the first place. All their shirts shrink and their style is sort of faggy.
My attitude may seem a little to extreme and even excessive, but if no one complains or doesn’t do anything, pretty soon instead of paying for a service we will be paying dumb asses to serve them.
